Chris Carnes Is A Little Bit High

I made a little video to wish everybody a happy Easter/Zombie Jesus Day. Click to watch

I’m aLittleBitHigh.com again, Wait, what the hell happened? I just had a great idea. When you do editing for TV, you have to leave a spot for the commercial; so the action stops, and then, when it picks back up, it’s got a slow moment for just about a second to get you acclimated back into the show. I want to make it where something just insane happens in that first second, like someone’s flying to their death on a fiery magma tornado. And then switch the scene immediately, and people be like, wait, what the hell happened?

I want to be a bullet train driver, so when I’m driving that bullet train at like 500 miles an hour and we get to our destination. I’m just gonna freaking slam on the brakes and everybody’s just gonna fly around in the cars. Oh God, would that be funny? I gotta drive a bullet train.

A show about a ghost doctor that treats ghost patients, called Ghost M.D.

I just thought of a great invention idea. A 24 hour analog clock. instead of the numbers going from 1 to 12, they would go to 24. Not quite sure how the minute hand would work.

I just thought of an awesome thing. A serial killer who is called the copycat killer because he copies different serial killers, and like he’ll do one dude and one of another dude and then keep going and nobody all know how to figure it out. They might not even know he’s a serial killer.

I just came up with a new theory that the world we’re in keeps moving through time & once we move to a new frame of existence, the old frame still has energy because we’re all traveling through the cosmos. So, the old frame still has energy and decays off, so you’re still alive in many different versions of the world and things are still happening in them. Crazy, huh?

I just watched an episode of Tracker on CBS where a guy brute forced an encryption key with a phone in one and a half seconds. It was with the computer that was “linked” to the phone which makes no sense. Why don’t TV show producers even try to get tech remotely right?

If the Earth spins? And people are standing on the surface of it, and it spins to generate gravity. That goes in the face of the Sci-Fi Trope that when they spin a ring and you walk on the inside of the ring, it produces gravity. It doesn’t make sense. Using that logic, you should fly off of the surface.

This is a stupid thing that Android phones do; when I talk to Google it goes to their AI, whatever that is. Now, if I ask for something, it shows me on the screen text of what I’m looking for, but Google will read out the entire transcript, even if it’s like 10 miles long & there is no way to stop the voice & just read the results myself. I want my old normal search back, without all of these (non)helpful new features.

Why are medical needles so long? When I give myself a testosterone injection I sometimes push it in way too far. Does it need to be 4″ when I just need to get it under the skin?

I don’t think that Photon emissions from an atom are coming from inside the atom. There’s only so much space inside of an atom, it can only store so many photons. So, what if the photons are not coming from inside the atom, but they’re coming from dark matter. The atom pulls dark matter in, processes it and releases photons as a by-product? Dark matter could be like a type of fuel for the atom, and then it releases photons. That’s why the atomic decay is able to keep going virtually forever.

I need to write an app that tells me how old I will be on any given date. can AI do that for me? I might need to learn python, but Im already trying to learn the bass